Dear Bitch,

You BITCH!

See what I did there. Making the text big, bold, and red. It's supposed to show that I'm angry. Did it work? Hope so...

But just in case, I'll do it again, if for nothing else than dramatic effect.

YOU BITCH!

I'm sure you're curious at this point, so I'll elaborate. 

You think you can blame my friend for your instability? You think he's selfish and that his entire purpose in life was to break you? Guess what? That just proves you are an unstable idiot who is in fact NOT over him.

I see that face forming. You wanna say things and are probably even yelling at your monitor as you read this, which in all honesty you probably aren't, cause you don't really even know who's blog this is and are therefor less likely to read it.

Tangent. Sorry. It happens.

You are clearly not over him because I'm gonna say in 95% of life cases, if you are actually over someone and completely moved on, people don't need to write a lenghty winded blog about how evil their ex is. You may think you are in that 5% but I know that you are not. You broke up with "the vaccum" (I guess thats what we're calling him) because yeah maybe you were happy, but you were shown that you could be happier, and with a better looking guy. Cause, in complete honesty, I kinda judge you that you let his nasty swine lips ever get near your face. Even if he's the nicest guy, he tops out at 5 while you're at an 8.5 at least. You let yourself get bamboozled into settling for a 3.5 degree gap in hotness? Seems kinda desperate.

Even then, all of those angry things you ranted about. Yeah, all of those things are examples conjured and skewed by a woman scorned. You clearly still have some feelings for my friend or you wouldn't go on such a passionate rant. If letting reminisant bullshit spew from your mouth is the only way you can justify your decision to marry someone you are NOT in love with (I deduced this because not once in your little fit of a blog did you say any variation of the words "I LOVE HIM". You said he makes you happy. But a soda makes me happy. Doesn't mean I should marry it.) then I feel very sad for you. Because that is pathetic. AND bitter.

And now you have ruined my friends day cause of your little shit-fit. So once again, I have to say it. Loud and Proud.

YOU PATHETIC, BITTER, IDIOTIC, COMPLACANT BITCH!!